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Italianol coracino, che andava per mare,
venne voglia di sposarsi.
si fece un bel vestito
di scaglie di spine pulito pulito
con una parrucca tutta piena
di rimasugli avvolti,
con il colletto, fazzoletto da collo e polsini
di seta inglese molto fine.


Con i calzoni di reti di fondo,
scarpe e calze di pelle di tonno
e mantella e mantellina
di alghe e peli di bue marino,
con bottoni e bottoniera
di occhi di polipo, seppie e coregoni bianchi *
fibbie, spada e fiocchi dorati
di nero di seppia e fette di occhiata


Due belle catene
di polmone di conchiglie,
un capello elegante
di codini di luccio salato.
tutto inamidato** e ben stirato
faceva il fighetto,
girava di quà e di là
per trovarsi la fidanzata


La Sardina, al balcone
stava suonando il colascione***
e a suono di trombetta,
cantava questa arietta:
"O larello o marellena
e la figlia della zia Lena
ha lasciato il fidanzato
perché niente glia ha regalato!"


Il Guarracino che la guardò
della Sardina si innamorò,
se ne andò dalla Bavosa.
la più vecchia maliziosa.
le diede una bella mancia
per mandarle un messaggio.
La bavosa, pissi pissi
chiaro e tondo glielo disse.


Nel sentirla la Sardella
rossa rossa si fecce,
per la vergogna che la prese
sotto uno scoglio si infilò,
ma la vecchia Bavosa
subito disse: "Ah, schizzinosa!
In questa maniera non trovi partito
in gola ti resta il marito".


Se hai voglia di accasarti
tante smorfie non le devi fare,
fuori la galanteria e via la timidezza,
anima e cuore e faccia tosta".
Ciò sentendo la zia Sardina
s'affacciò alla finestrella
e fece un occhiolino d'intesa
allo speranzoso innamoratino.


Ma la Patella che stava appostata
la chiamò faccia tosta,
traditrice, svergognata,
senza parola e malnata
perché aveva piantato l'Alletterato,
primo e antico fidanzato
di carriera da questo andò
e ogni cosa gli disse.


Quando la sentì il poveretto
se lo prese un demonio
andò a casa, s'armò di rasoio,
si caricò come un mulo
di fucili, di spingarde,
polvere, palle, stoppa e schegge;
quattro pistole e tre baionette
in tasca si mise.


Sulle spalle settanta colubrine,
ottanta bombe e novanta cannoni
e come un guappo paladino
andava cercando il coracino.
La sfortuna vuole
che in mezzo la piazza lo incontrò
l'afferra per il cravattino
e poi gli dice: "Ah malandrino!


Tu mi rubi la fidanzata
e prenditela questa bastonata".
Tuffete e taffete, a milioni,
gli dava schiaffi e colpi alla gola,
schiaffi, pugni e scappellotti,
scappoloni, fecozze**** e percosse alla nuca,
scapaccioni e pugni al volto
e gli ammaccò ossa e cartilagini.


Succede che al rumore
parenti e amici uscirono fuori,
chi con mazze, coltelli e coltellini,
chi con spade,spadoni e spadini
quello con sbarre, questo con spiedi
chi con mandorle e chi con nocciole,
chi con tenaglie e chi con martelli
chi con torroni e susamielli *****


Padri, figli, mariti e mogli
si azzuffarono come fiere
e milioni accorrevano a frotte,
i pesci di questa e di quella fazione
Quante ne vedesti di sarde e di alose
di palamiti e sogliole e razze chiodate,
saraghi, dentici e occhiate,
sgombri, tonni e alletterati.


Pesci palombo e rane pescatrici,
scorfani, cernie e alici,
pastinace, seriole, musdee e ghiozzi rasposi,
lecce stelle, lucci e storioni,
merluzzi, gronghi e murene,
capodogli, orche e balene,
capitoni, aguglie e aringhe,
cefali, caponi lira, tracine e cernie dorate.


Triglie, torpedini occhiute, trote e tonni,
musdee, cepole, latterini e zerri,
polipi, seppie e calamari,
pesci spada e stelle di mare
pesci palombo e pesci martello
bocche d'oro e gianchetti,
seppioline e coracini
cannolicchi, ostriche e ricci di mare.


Vongole, cuori eduli e patelie
pescecani e granchietti
tordi marvizzi, marmore e bavose,
boghe, vedove e spose,
spigole, spondili, serpenti e salpe,
scalze con gli zoccoli o con le scarpe,
murici, gamberi e aragoste
vennero perfino con le diligenze.


Capitoni, sauri e anguille,
pesci grossi o piccoli,
d'ogni ceto e nazione.
Piccolini, piccoli, più grandi e grandissimi!
Quante botte, mamma mia!
Che si davano. Non sia mai!
A centinaia le bastonate!
A milioni le pietrate!.


Morsi e pizzicotti a bilioni!
A pioggia i colpi alla gola!
Non vi dico che fuoco vivo
si faceva per ogni luogo.
Te, te, ttè, qua pistolettate,
ta, ta, ttà, là schioppettate
tu, tu, ttù, qua le colubrine,
bu, bu, bbù, là i cannoni.


Ma di cantare sono già stanco
e ora mi manca il fiato,
perciò, datemi licenza
grazioso e bel pubblico.
Fate che beva una mezza di "seje"******,
alla salute di lui e di lei,
altrimenti mi si secca il gargarozzo,
svuotandosi il polmone.


English

The chromis that swam in the sea
he decided to marry.
He made a nice suit
From the sharp scale, very neat.
He' put on a curly wig
Strewed with small cockle-shell,
A collar, a shawl on a neck and cuffs
made of english silk, very thin.


Trousers from a net,
Boots and socks from a skin of tunny,
A cloak and a cape
From algae and bristle of a dugong,
With buttons and press-buttons
From eyes of octopus, cuttlefish and vendace,
Buckles, a sword and gilded bands
From ink of cuttle and a bile of saddle bream.


Two beautiful chains
From cockle-shells,
An elegant hat
From tails of ling.
Everything is starched and ironed,
He seemed like a dandy.
He swam here and there
To find a bride.


A sardine stood on her balcony,
Playing the lute;
And hearing a sound of trumpet,
She sang a song:
"Oh, sea, sea,
A daughter of my aunt Lena
Left his fiance
Because he gave nothing to her!"


The chromis saw her
And felt in love with sardine.
went away to a blenny
Grumbling old fish.
He gave her money
To send a message to sardine.
The blenny, in a whisper,
Told it to her clearly.


Hearing this message,
The sardine was blushed.
From the shyness
She hided under a rock.
But old blenny
told her: "Ah, fastidious!
In this way you'll not find a fiance
And remain without husband.


If you want to marry,
You don't have to make difficulties!
Forward the courtesy
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and away the shyness!
Be with the kind heart and soul!"
Listening to an aunt, the sardine
looked out from window
And winked in consent
At the lover, full with hopes.


But the patella that stood beside,
called her "Impudent,
Traitress, shameless,
Not keeping word and rude",
Because she had left the tunny,
Her first fiance.
She went away from him so fast
And told him many things.


When poor tunny heard it,
He was possessed by demon.
He went to home, armed himself with knife,
He loaded himself like a mule
With guns, springalds,
Powders, bullets, tows and gun tubes.
Four pistols and three bayonets,
He put them in his pocket.


On his shoulders there were seventy muskets,
Eighty bombs and ninety cannons
And like a cruel knight
He came search the chromis.
The misfortune wanted so,
And in the middle of square the tunny found him,
Has seized him by the collar
And told him: "Ah, villain!


You've stolen my bride,
Take this blow!"
Million punches,
He slapped him in the face.
Slaps in face, clips on the back of head,
Stabs, bumps, punches on head,
Kicks, punches on face,
He broke to pieces his bones and cartilages.


The noise was risen,
Relatives and friends came out.
Who with maces, knives and clasp-knives,
Who with swords, rapiers and sabres.
That came with girders, this came with spears,
Who with almonds and who with nuts,
Who with nippers and who with hammers,
Who with turrons and susamielli
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Fathers, children, husbands and wives
Fighted like the beasts.
Millions gathered in throng,
Fishes of two sides.
How many sardines one could see,
How many shads, plaices and various rays,
Crucians, dentexes and saddle breams,
Mackerels, tunnies and tunas.


Houndsharks and sea-devils,
Scorpionfish, dusky groupers and anchovies,
Stingrays, amberjacks, cods and gobies,
Pompanos, barracudas and sturgeons,
Hakes, congers and morays,
Cachalots, killer whales and whales,
Eels, garfishes and herrings,
Mullets, gurnards, weeverfishes and tenches.


Surmullets, electric rays, trouts and tunnies,
Pomfrets, bandfishes, sand-smelts, picarels,
Octopuses, cuttlefishes and squids,
Swordfishes and starfishes,
Houndsharks and hammerhead sharks,
Shade-fishes and sand eels,
Octopuses and chromises,
Sword razors, oysters and sea urchins.


Carpet shells, cockles and sea snails,
Sharks and crabs,
Wrasses, sea breams and blennies,
Bogues, widows and married,
Seabasses, sea daces, snakes, salema porgies,
Barefooted, with heels or with boots,
Sea snails, shrimps and spine lobsters,
Everybody came with the diligence.


Eels, horse-mackerels and grigs,
Small and big fishes
Of every estate and nation,
Small, big and biggest.
How many punches, mama mia,
They have made. Horror!
Thousands punches with stick,
Millions punches with stone!


Billions bites and tweaks,
A hail of punches to neck.
I cannot tell you what live fire
burned everywhere.
Te - te - ttè, here a wound from pistols,
Ta - ta - ttà, there from guns,
Tu - tu - ttù, here from muskets,
Bu - bu - bbù, there from cannons.
But I'm tired already sing about it
And now I'm short of breathing.
Therefore give me a respite,
Dear and nice public!
Let's drink a half glass
Health of him and her,
Otherwise my throat will be dry parched,
The lungs will be empty.

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Some of them are dogs
And every dog is very grateful
Some of them are sharks
And every shark is always damn cool Some of them are worms yeah
And worms are all very flexible
Some of them are rats
And rats are all very sensible
Some are grateful Some are damn cool Some are flexible Some are sensible
Darii, Darii baby Darii, Darii baby Darii, Darii baby Darii, Darii baby
Some of them are wolves
And every wolf has clinical powers Some of them are pigs
And every pig represses its glowers Some of them are vipers yeah
And vipers are all venerated
Some of them are leeches
And leeches are all very two hearted
Some have clinical powers Some repress their glowers Some are venerated
Some are even two hearted
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E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a cow E-I-E-I-O
With a moo moo here
A moo moo there
Here a moo

There a moo
Everywhere a moo moo

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O


E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a pig E-I-E-I-O
With a oink oink here
A oink oink there
Here a oink

There a oink

Everywhere a oink oink

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O


E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a duck E-I-E-I-O
With a quack quack here
A quack quack there
Here a quack

There a quack

Everywhere a quack quack
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O



E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a horse E-I-E-I-O
With a neigh neigh here
A neigh neigh there
Here a neigh

There a neigh

Everywhere a neigh neigh
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O


E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a lamb E-I-E-I-O
With a baa baa here
A baa baa there
Here a baa

There a baa


Everywhere a baa baa
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys Jumping on the bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys Jumping on the bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys Jumping on the bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys Jumping on the bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys Jumping on the bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

No little monkeys jumping on the bed
None fell off and bumped their head
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"Put those monkeys back to bed"
(Jump, jump, jump, ju jump jump)

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Hey diddle diddle

The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon
(hey diddle hey diddle hey diddle hey)

Ba ba Black Sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir three bags full
One for the Master and one for the Dame

And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

(Incy Wincy, Incy Wincy Incy Wincy Spider)
Incy Wincy Spider went up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
So Incy Wincy spider went up the spout again.

Stepping into the heavy rain
I’m trapped in the silence of no path
In your eyes I see a house
A distant deep dawn

Wind all this way, wind all that way
Blowing over your shoulder
Before you turn around the abyss cracks beneath your feet
Those crazy raindrops
Snuffed my flame
You finally disappeared,
A butterfly stopped, amidst the debris on the floor

A Monkey's Tale
I'm feeling like a monkeyClimbing up the wallsThey call me little cheeky-monkeyDon't stop me I'm a joke
I'm treated like a monkeyAnyway it's farcicalThey call me "silly-billy"Quite proud It's a big role

I like to play the monkeyCatchin' up the ballsThey say I'm just freaky, funnyGlad they have the giggles
I'm dancing like a monkeyWaiting for the fallThey say everything is hunky-doryI'm starting to know the ropes
There's something strangeI'm out of controlI don't feel painThey should have known
Only Jesus knows why
Why the monkey's gone wildIt's a question of timeThe monkey's fit to be tied

They don't know whyWhy the monkey's wildHe kept his prideHe'll never hide

Pindero, pindero, tú mamá te parió encuero sin camisa y sin sombrero... cuando la partera vino ya tu coleaba, pinderó ya tu coleabas , pinderooooPindero, pindero, tú mamá te parió encuero sin camisa y sin fajero detrás del gallinero y toca el tambó! Tamborero y toca el tambó! Tamborero y toca el tambó! Tamborero
La sapa se fue a mete’ debajo e la tomatera y el sapo le decía y pujá pujá! puñetera ay! pujá pujá! puñetera
Rá rá rá que la mochila está esfondá!-Ra, rá, rá que la mochila ejta esfondáCon que la remendaremos ay que con majagua! - ColoráAy que con majagua! - ColoráAy que con majagua! - Colorá
Pindero, pindero tu mamá te parió encuero sin camisa y sin sombreroDetrás del gallinero Ay toca el tambó! -TamboreroAy! toca el tambó! -TamboreroAy toca el tambó! -Tamborero.
La sapa se fue a mete’ debajo e la tomatera y el sapo le decíaay! pujá pujá! puñeteraay! pujá pujá! puñetera
Y el Florón está es tu mano y en tu mano está el FlorónEl florón está en tu mano y en tu mano está el florón, la patilla de sereno prima hermana del melónLa patilla de sereno prima hermana del melón
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Y El florón está en tu casa y en tu casa está el florón,El florón está en tu casa y en tu casa está el florón, la patilla de sereno prima hermana del melónLa patilla de sereno prima hermana del melón
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Por aquí pasó, por aquí pasó y ese ehy ese eh, suena el tambó carajoooo
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Y el Florón esta es tu mano y en tu mano está el Florón,El florón está en tu mano y en tu mano está el florón, la patilla de sereno prima hermana del melónLa patilla de sereno prima hermana del melón.
-Por aquí pasó pasó pasóPor aquí pasó pasó pasó
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Tú , cagalita e chivoTú Cagalita e puerco,tú que la tienes dámela acá dámela acáTú Cagalita e vacaTú Cagalita e chivoTú que la tienes dámela acá dámela acáTú cagalita e burroTú Cagalita e gatoTú que la tienes dámela acá, dámela acáTú cagalita e vaca,tú Cagalita e muloTú que la tienes dámela acá , dámela acáaaa
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Y se acabó!