Mi come wid Garlic
to drop some lyrics
an fi play some tricks
we optimistic
got big lickin stick
call us atomic
bionic ironic
electric
mi teach Lord Comic!

So me di group and mi troop gonna try to move your feet
to dis old swingin' beat!
mi got home afta de party
tuesdee nite 1.30
mi found di doctor like a dog inna heat and mi darlin' talkin' sweet:
"flip mi ova and bone mi doctor, push wood inna di fiya!"

Doctor! where's you manners? you no mo' mi fella
so mi ran to mi gun an' shoot dem dung inna di cella!!

darlin' darlin never mi wid you
roses are red and violets are blue
darlin darlin mi no bagaboo
darlin mi nah clean your shoe
darlin darlin don't play dis song
cya mi come first and you second
38 or 45 whatever di size
and bye bye bye!

a likkle afta comin' from afar
a rumble in di yard growin loud and loud
mi run a di door mi open di door
good gracious a yellow ting like a flyin' scooter
mi decide fi meself to hopon
and tell di driver
"quick bredda quick black maria afta I!"
but you know him turn to mi
whatchaman di one and only Garlic Hooper!
you know di trumpeter!!

funny lyrics and music is all I bring inna mi tree piece suit and ting!
rememba me once inna di klubah made you sing and swing wid mi old darlin' ting!
all ah got fi dat: 3 long years inna custody
inna jail called "mercury"
me keepa was a portugee
him treated mi like a santapee
and him lied like a pharisee
but ah ain't got no fear
di allmighty guide I down there
I man smarter
Skalipsoul is di highway robba
I back on earth wid 15000 dollas!

So magnetic
can't keep em off me
try and tame it
but i'm too out there
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick
come and get me
I was born ready
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
come and get me
your time starts now
in it for the win (boom clack)
and nothing's gonna bring me down (yeah yeah)
no one else has got a chance (woo)
you won't be stopping me tonight (what)
cos i'm in it for the win
boom clack
what
boom clack
keep up
(boom clack) i'm stopping traffic, intergalactic
(boom clack, clack) ready or not, let's go
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick
come and get me
I was born ready
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
come and get me
your time has started
in it for the win (boom clack)
and nothing's gonna bring me down (yeah yeah)
no one else has got a chance (woo)
you won't be stopping me tonight (what)
cos i'm in it for the win
boom clack
boom clack
boom clack, clack
boom clack
in it for the win
and nothing's gonna bring me down
no one else has got a chance (woo)
you won't be stopping me tonight (what)
cos i'm in it for the win
and nothing's gonna bring me down (yeah yeah)
no one else has got a chance (woo)
you won't be stopping me tonight (what)
cos i'm in it for the win