ItalianoCo-sì,
Cosi mi ha lasciato solo,
Una mattina quasi normale
Dopo il caffè.

Cosi, mi ha lasciato il cane e il pesce rosso,
La pila di panni sporchi,

E i piatti da risciacquare.

Amore, non capirò mai,
Quello che in me non va,

Cosa ho fatto di male,

Le donne, sempre si giocan di me,

Maledizione!
Le donne,

Tutte da me, vanno via.

Così,
Così mentre leggevo il giornale,

S'è fatta la valigia e ciao

Non l’ho vista più.

Così,
Con passo svelto e leggero è fuggita

Un passo che mi diceva:

La cucina falla tu!

Français

Comme ça
Comme ça elle m’a laissé seul,
Un matin presque normal
Après le café.
Comme ça, elle m’a laissé le chien et le poisson rouge,
La pile de linge sale,
Et la vaisselle à faire.

Comme ça,
Comme ça pendant que je lisais le journal,
Elle a fait sa valise et ciao
Je ne l’ai plus revue.
Comme ça,
D’un pas rapide et léger elle a disparu
Un pas qui me disait
:
La cuisine fais-la toi-même
!

Mon amour, je ne comprendrai jamais,
Ce qui ne va pas
Ce que j’ai fait de mal,
Les femmes, se jouent toujours de moi,
Malédiction
!
Les femmes,
S’éloignent toutes de moi.

English

Just like that,
Just like that, she left me alone
An almost ordinary morning
After the coffee
Just like that,
She left me the dog and the goldfish
The pile of dirty laundry
And the washing up to do
Just like that,

Just like that,
Just like that, while I was reading the paper
She packed her bag and ciao!
I never saw her again.
Just like that,
With a quick and silent footstep, she disappeared
A footstep saying to me:
Do your own cooking.

My love, I’ll never understand
What’s the matter
What did I do wrong,
Women scorn me
A curse!
Women,
All get out of my way.

BEER CHASERCHORUSBring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down
I know it might seem early
But I booked the first flight out of town
That baby of mine found another man
And I ain’t stickin’ around
So bring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ downVERSEWe came out here together
Just about a year ago
I was playin’ guitar at a hotel bar
She was workin’ at the casino
Serving drinks to high rollers
Till one of them caught her eye
Now she’s gone an’ hit the bi0g jackpot
And I’ve gone an’ bought a ticket to flyCHORUSSo bring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down
I know it might seem early
But I booked the first flight out of town
That baby of mine found another man
And I ain’t stickin’ around
So bring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ downInstrumentalBRIDGEThey’re ready to board at gate #4
Here’s a hundred, you can keep the change
I’m gonna be the last one on
But I’ll sleep it off on the plane
I’ll sleep it off on the planeCHORUSBring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down
I know it might seem early
But I booked the first flight out of town
That baby of mine found another man
And I ain’t stickin’ around
So bring me another beer chaser
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down
Another Bloody Mary’s goin’ down

FOOL # 1

CHORUS
Am I fool number 1
Or am I fool number 2
Tell me how many fools have been fooled by you
Now that it’s over, tell me the truth
If you’re the queen of heartaches,
Am I your number 1 fool?

VERSE
I spent so much time gettin’ hurt in this race
I don’t want to end up in second place

CHORUS
Am I fool number one
Or am I fool number two
Tell me how many fools have been fooled by you
Now that it’s over, tell me the truth
If you’re the queen of heartaches,
Am I your number one fool?

Instrumental break

VERSE
Set ‘em up Joe, and we’ll knock ‘em on down
To the potential number one fool in town

CHORUS
Am I fool number one
Or am I fool number two
Tell me how many fools have been fooled by you
Now that it’s over, tell me the truth
If you’re the queen of heartaches,
Am I your number one fool?
If you’re the queen of heartaches, Am I the number one fool?